Teacher: (In a conspiratorial whisper) I saw you this weekend. On Mulberry Street.
Me: (Not getting why we're whispering) Oh, yeah. That's where I live.
Teacher: You were carrying some plastic bags.
Me: (Still not getting why we're whispering) They were probably groceries.
Teacher: (Still in a creepy whisper) Yeah. Groceries.
Imagine someone saying "Yeah. Groceries." as if it's a code for something dirty. I can tell you it's not pleasant.
Me: So why didn't you just say hi?
By this point we were the only people left in the classroom, but he still scanned the room like we were in a spy movie and someone might be watching us.
Teacher: I was with my wife.
I suddenly started to get why we were whispering. Did he think we were having an affair? Did he think he was having an affair with all his female (and possibly a few male) students?
Yet somehow I wasn't grossed out by him, I just felt bad for him. I thought back through all of our classes and realized he'd peaked. Probably in college. Maybe showing us his student films and flirting with his students was his only way of reliving his glory days. Then again, maybe he was just super creepy. Either way I didn't stick around to find out.
Me: Hehe, okay, cool, well see you next week.
And thus ended the affair that never started. It's the closest I've ever come to a Pacey/Ms. Jacobs relationship and I'm okay with that.
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