The internship I did get was at a British production company that had made many of my favorite films. They only accepted three interns for the summer program at their LA office and I was incredibly proud to have landed such an awesome internship. I later found out that I had been chosen because the assistant who interviewed me really liked my necklace and thought I seemed "cool" (God knows how she got that impression). Regardless I wanted to make a good impression. So when they sent me on my first "run" (errand) I tried to be prompt. They sent me to a hardware store to get a key copied. Sounds easy enough. Not for me.
The offices were located one block from Santa Monica Blvd and the address of the hardware store was only a few hundred off from our address. In New York that meant it was only a few blocks away. What with parking the way it is in LA I figured it would be faster to walk than drive. I would be wrong. It was two miles away.
I started out walking peacefully along Santa Monica Blvd. It was a nice day, I was in LA, loving life. But as each block passed I started to notice I wasn't getting any closer to the hardware store. I started to walk a little faster. I was wearing cute flip flops, not really meant for long walks, but I ignored the pain. Still no hardware store. I started to run. Now in LA people look at you funny even if you're just walking, but girls running down the street, sweating profusely in "casual professional" attire definitely draw attention. Cars were honking at me. My feet were bleeding. I took off my shoes and started running barefoot.
That's when the office started calling me. I ignored the first call, but after they'd called five times I had to answer.
Production Company Assistant: Where the hell are you? It should have taken you ten minutes to do this and you've been gone half an hour.
Me: My car went to the place but the parking is bad and they ran out of keys and there was an accident and zombies attacked and it's the Apocalypse...
Production Company Assistant: Whatever. Get back here NOW.
I finally arrived at the hardware store. It took them about 3 seconds to make the copy. If I had driven it would have taken me all of five minutes. But now I still needed to walk back.
When I got back to the office I was sweating, dirty, there were twigs in my hair (not sure how that happened) and my feet were bleeding. It had taken me over an hour to get a key copied and everyone at the office thought I was mentally ill. And that's how you impress people at your internship.
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